couch~glued

A state of being So Into something, as like TV or a Deep Conversation, that the person is Completely Unable to tear themselves away from it!!

They were Completely couch~glued that they missed dinner!!

by Starchylde January 28, 2015

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crochet

The art of making tablecloths, doilies, afghans, blankets out of yarn. Similar to knitting but with only 1 "needle" called a crochet hook.

My Mom did crochet Lots! She made dozens & dozens of afghans for family & as gifts & for newborn babies.

by Starchylde May 30, 2016

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Couchrage

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.

Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.

by geodave April 7, 2015

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couch killer

When someone is so fat that they would literally break your couch if they sat on it.

Guy 1: Dude, my couch has been squeaking ever since you brought your ex over to my house.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.

by zihb November 7, 2015

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A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.

Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.

by dondidit October 16, 2014

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Chouchou

An affectionate French nickname given to a person who is special to you. Usually a person of unmatched care, love, and beauty who makes your world go 'round.

"She's my chouchou."

by cptchouchou October 12, 2009

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