No condom rule

Fucking without a condom but making sure you pull out before you cum

"wanna do no condom rule?"

"sure but make sure you pull out."

by Whatsinmyass September 23, 2016

suck me off with a condom on

when you pull up to a rich spoiled basturd and he wont have sex cause hes a pussy so he throughs a condom out the window so it seems as if he had sex but reall y his tiny titted girlfriend sucked him off with a condom on!!

aww shit, suck me off with a condom on

u say it when something bad happens

by a gigantic virgin July 30, 2008

Australian Condom

A form of contraception supposedly used as the primary method of birth control in Australia. The Australian condom is not purchased, but rather made at home using simple materials. All one must do to use this method is simply insert a hot glue gun into the head of his penis and inject enough glue to form a proper seal. Though this is 99.9% effective in white males, it only maintains a 50% succsess rate in black males. This is due to the fact that members of the black population have very elongated and therefore powerful penises. The force of a black ejaculation can be accurately compared to the blast force of a cork being shot from a bottle of champagne. The force of a white ejaculation is only about 1/20th as powerful as a black one, thus the 99.9% sucsess rate.

Cranky mate! That aboriginal just blew out his australian condom like a blasted wombat out of a damn didgeridoo!

by deeter94 April 10, 2010

Condom

Something you forgot to wear last night when you were doing your girlfriend.

You: Oops, I forgot to wear a condom. Oh well, who gives a shit?

by Misogyny May 14, 2011

condoleeza rice

a sex position where you head and legs are parrallel to the floor, and your partner rotates above. Good for both hetero and homo sexual.

oooo ya get in that condoleeza rice baby!

by Daniel Radcliffe March 15, 2005

Condom

A rubber shopping bag used when having sex with a girl that is really loose/been around the block & a feel more.

by Visual September 5, 2003

condoleeza rice

Not the most intelligent black woman in America. Whoever said so was racist, bigoted, or otherwise had their head up their ass, because publicly sucking up to and almost dating married white men in power and leeching off of their fame does not make you smart or talented or a good example for others. Monica did that much. And does she really have an identity or set of accomplishments apart from Bush? I don't think so. Not to mention the example on that definition just shamed the Republican party more, if that's possible.

Wow, look! Condoleeza Rice can play piano! Just like most middle school children! And she has enough sense to kiss up to to The Man! That must make her terribly smart for one of "them"...

by Lady Mephisto April 24, 2008