Conzo

amazing in bed

woo he was amazing in bed, he must be a conzo

by lovema July 25, 2011

Conzo

Someone who is incredibly thicc and will follow someone around like a creepy stalker. Can also be used as a derogatory term for 'gay'.

"Man he is such a conzo. He obsesses over her." Or "stay away from him he's a conzo, will probably bum you."

by WeeKilljoy January 19, 2018

Concovidulations

Diplomatic language used between country leaders as an expression of celebration for reaching the 100K mark

Bolsonaro: Concovidulations Mr. President !

Trump: I thank the American people ..... (blah blah blah)

by clavecin1716(2) May 26, 2020

Keyboard Condom

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

COVID CONDOM

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

Screen condom

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.

I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...

by flockit March 6, 2015

Condofy

Someone who finds the perfect condo, like any condo.

"Hey I found the perfect condo"
"Oh really is it good enough to Condofy?"
"Heck yeah!"

by RealEstateAgent001 April 10, 2021