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Condonkulated 

Conflated beyond the state of repair; Redonkulasly entangled
Their relationship is absolutely condonkulated, they are screwed. The very fact that we still use paper medical records is absolutely condonkulated.
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confontational 

describes an individual whose online, typewritten persona (in font) is vastly different than the one perceived in real-life, particularly from the aspect of being obnoxious, demanding, or arrogant.
Kelly: Ugh! Chris totally bitched at me for not doing his work for him and told me how lucky I should feel that he is actually my friend.

Paco: Chris? Really? But, he's so quiet! I can't imagine him saying something like that.

Kelly: Yeah, well, his true colors come out when he's in IM. Sometimes, I even have to use "Invisible" status to hide, because he's SO conFONTational!

Zach Condon 

The wunderkind founder of the band, Beirut. Zach Condon is both brilliant extremely hot. Condon started producing his own music at age 15 in the Albequerque bedroom of his parents house. Since then, he dropped out of school at 16 and traveled Europe with his older brother, which was where he was introduced to music of The Konaci Orkestar and also Balkan Folk music. His first (unofficial) album The Joys of Losing Weight (which he produced under the name "Realpeople") was never released and is only available through downloads online.

Since then, the 24 year old has went on to create two full length albums, including, Gulag Orkestar and The Flying Club Cup. He has also finished three EP's: Elephant Gun,Lon Gisland, and Pompeii and in addition one double EP, March of The Zapotec & Realpeople: Holland. Condon recorded part one of the EP, March of The Zapotec, with a Mexican funeral band in Oaxaca, Mexico. He later recorded the second part in his bedroom under the moniker, "Realpeople".

Condon believes it is very important to keep the two projects, Beirut and Realpeople, seperate from each other as they have two very different sounds. Realpeople has more of a techno feel as opposed to Beirut's full brass band sound.

Condon plays countless instruments, guitar not included. When he was fourteen he broke his wrist falling of a bridge into a dry riverbed and later had surgery on it when he was seventeen. Because of this, one of his wrists is 1 & 1/2 inches shorter and, also a considerable amount less flexible than the other which makes it nearly impossible for Condon to reach his wrist around the neck of a guitar. However, Condon doesn't see this as a set back. Instead he substitutes guitar with ukelele and other instruments.

Zach Condon's Marital Status:
Sorry ladies and gents but Condon is definitely taken by Kristianna Smith. Whether he is married to her, remains uncertain but in several interviews he is wearing a gold wedding band on his left ring finger.
Person1: Zach Condon is hot, successful and has an amazing voice. I am going to marry him.

Person2: I KNOW RIGHT! Too bad he's already taken by Kristianna Smith. She's not even pretty! The Flying Club Cup was pretty amazing though!

Person1: Well, I don't know. I'm more of a Gulag Orkestar person, myself. I download The Joys of Losing Weight via Bittorrent and I'm absolutely IN LOVE with Realpeople!

Person2: Yeah! Realpeople: Holland was incredible! It's hard to believe he recorded it all in his own bedroom!
Zach Condon by daisylazy June 15, 2009
The best fucking brand owned by one of the sexiest niggas Bigslime DEO. I lied that nigga is a fucking liar been teasing tees for over one year and doesn't wnat to drop them. Still love you tho Bruce
Donation nigga: WHEN IS THE JESUS IS A BLACK MAN TEES DROPPPING NIGGA?
BRUCE: SOON.
5 fucking months later still no condone tees.
Condone by Kilbubba March 31, 2022
(1) Fill with Zoom meetings to the point of saturation. (2) Remove the enjoyment of life by replacing it with online events.
Conzoom by A UW Professor April 12, 2022

Doin' a conlon 

when a person is mentally intoxicated and finds anything funny while being completely sober. They commonly use the catchphrase 'Na Na Na' and throw back their head when they laugh.
person 1: oh my god what is she doing!! she's running about mad chasing a pigeon
person 2: dude..she's doin' a conlon