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Condored 

to build a large condor-like nest out of branches and leaves and place on an individuals car or doorstep
Breyein thought it was a funny prank when he condored his brothers jeep.
Condored by Breyein July 17, 2012
extremely drunk, unable to function from the consumption of alcohol, complete and utter inebriation
getting conored, ''man i was so conored last night'', ''did u see that guy who was conored the other night?''
conored by lonely english boy March 7, 2011

Conored it 

To "Conor it" is used when someone drops the ball, usually in a critical catching situation. It is derived from Conor Murphy, an American citizen so poor at catching the ball, even "stone hands" doesn't quite give the term justice. Conor Murphy's lack of catching ability has earned the phrase to "Conor it", "Conoring it", or "Conored it" when a situation arises where a person is completely unable to execute a very simple catch.
"Bill Buckner simply needed to snap the grounder from 1st base to clinch the World Series title, but instead he Conored it and Mets were able to win."

"I totally Conored that catch, I am so disappointed in myself"
Conored it by UrbanUrman October 19, 2015

Lachie O'Connored 

To be so drunk that you pass out and hold on to the grass for dear life to avoid falling off the world.
Andrew: Dude was i drunk last night?
Stuart: You weren't just drunk you got Lachie O'Connored

Concored 

To be in a state of concern while feeling a conflicting sense of honor based on the subject of your concern.
My girlfriend said she really missed me last night, so she feel asleep to the saw movies... I'm kinda concored.
Concored by Placibo August 12, 2018

Connored 

Becoming mentally and physically retarded after taking only a tiny amount of drugs, then pretending everything is fine.
"Faaaark cunt, John got absolutely connored last night! He had half a roundy, spewed on his lap and tried to fight the seccy"
Connored by Jgav April 23, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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