1.) Orthodontically challenged female
2.) Republican marketing prop with no substance.
3.) National security disgrace who dismissed an intelligence briefing entitled "Osama Bin Laden Determined To Attack United States. A month later Osama Bin Laden attacked the United States.
1.) Current Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice is A-OK with Sharia law in Iraq that dooms Iraqi women to honor killings & donning burkahs.
2.) African American woman who kisses up to powerful white men.
3.) Stupid bitch partially responsible for the deaths of 3000 Americans.
by Clevelandchick August 29, 2005
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A very rare black rice dish, consisting mostly of soya sauce and rice. Part of Bush's eating habits. Mostly the supper of political puppets. Usually makes you orthodonthally challenged.
Dan: I'M hungry, I'll go eat some Condoleeza Rice
JOe: NO! Dimwit! You'll have buck-teeh!

by damn damn danno October 04, 2006
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The small discharge that sometimes happens after a long session of anal, except a few hours later, and unexpectedly.
Patty: "I was just sitting there watching TV and all the sudden I farted and it was a condoleeza rice of a time in my panties."
Friend: "At least you get anal."
by Sallys March 21, 2006
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A black woman supporting the white man's burden (at least in the Middle East). Rumor has it that she has the hots from George Dubya.
That Condoleeza Rice must have gotten her doctorate in Screwing Up Foreign Policy.
by Jason Kossmann October 22, 2006
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Widely regarded as the most talented member of the current administration, and two heartbeats away from the presidency. However, her lasting legacy as Secretary of State will undoubtedly be that she went shopping for Manolo Blahnik shoes while Hurricane Katrina destroyed New Orleans---an act of singular callousness that eclipses Janet Reno's treatment of Waco, and the Elian Gonzalez affair.
Condoleeza rice may be the smartest person in any room, but her compassion and judgement are the objective correlative of W and the neocons!
by Oakkymon June 17, 2007
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Not the most intelligent black woman in America. Whoever said so was racist, bigoted, or otherwise had their head up their ass, because publicly sucking up to and almost dating married white men in power and leeching off of their fame does not make you smart or talented or a good example for others. Monica did that much. And does she really have an identity or set of accomplishments apart from Bush? I don't think so. Not to mention the example on that definition just shamed the Republican party more, if that's possible.
Wow, look! Condoleeza Rice can play piano! Just like most middle school children! And she has enough sense to kiss up to to The Man! That must make her terribly smart for one of "them"...
by Lady Mephisto April 24, 2008
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