Switchbitch

A child, usually under the age of 12 or 13, and can be spoiled, who has a Nintendo Switch but is not worthy of owning one. This can be because of their age, the fact that they are spoiled by their parents, or because of their ignorant ingratitude for owning one.

"Hey, look. That little kid is playing Fortnite on a Nintendo Switch."
"Pfft. He's a Switchbitch for sure."

by Just another internet user November 13, 2018

Dungle Switch

A cord or extension of rope that hangs from one's rectum.

Fred: Hey Bill, what's that string coming out of the back of your pants?

Bill: Don't touch that man, that's my dungle switch...

by Joedog727 November 9, 2012

Hungarian Switcheroo

It is a tricky sex game, like the cincinnati switcheroo, but with a russian roulette twist. You and your friends ejaculate in the same condom, mix the material, then an other person (who didn't ejaculate) do the cincinatti switcheroo. 9 months later the guy who gets the baby, lose.

We played the Hungarian Switcheroo and I lost, now Janice demand child support.

by Saelliv Malmoe February 14, 2019

Nintendo Switch Player

A person who wants to play all the "cool" online games with friends, but is too broke to afford a real console.

Example: Fortnite

You: Guys lets play a game
Your friend: Ok let me get on my Xbox
Other friend: Ok ima get on my PlayStation
Nintendo Switch Player: Ok I'm ready! (Grabs out of bag)

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

The Swiss Switch up

when you switch from sucking cock to licking pussy.

Tim was having a 3 some with 2 hot girls and he had one girl cindy pull the Swiss Switch up.

by Dr. Whos' January 13, 2009

Flipping the On Switch

Flipping the On Switch is the act of going from lethargy to productivity, but more so in self-improvement than in other ventures, save for buisness. A mental tactic to change one's personality from simpering to being forthcoming and stalwart. Similar to the saying "Kicking it in Gear".

Guy 1: "Ben's performance in the last quarter was pretty bad, but look at him today, his sales are through the roof!"

Guy 2: "Yeap, he must have Flipped the On Switch"

"I really had issues, going from laziness and lieing, making everyone else do things for me and being an all out bum. Then I discovered Flipping the On Switch and I feel great, no laziness, all go-getting ability and nothing but the truth!"

by Yawrood June 16, 2009

providence light switch

basment light fixture with light bulb half unscrewed , which in turn you fumble around in the dark twisting it in to activate the light

looking for the service panel I had to use the providence light switch to find my way around

by local alarm guy October 14, 2009