junkshot

When a guy jerks off while on his back and shoots a load into his own belly button

A junkshot usually happens when a normal guys hasn't beat off for a few days.

by rookinggood February 24, 2010

junkspeak

The ramblings of politicians. The meaningless jumble of catch-phrases, buzzwords, sound bites and cliches by which politicians communicate to their followers.

The candidate's rally speech was so full of junkspeak that only his disciples understood him.

by JavaJaneOhio November 3, 2010

junk funk

The distinct stench that smothers items from donation shops or consignment stores. Junk funk often is a smelly mixture of stale tobacco, mildew, animal dander, and other odors that accumulate in storage spaces or dirty places along with hair and unnamed "items" or stains. It's typically impossible to fully remove junk funk from the item which it inhabits.

Tom: Hey, check out this cool leather jacket I just got from Goodwill. Only six dollars.

Talula: Yep, and it wreaks of junk funk.

by Mistoffelees March 20, 2008

junk junk

Orginated in charlotte metro area. Word used to describe something be it person, place, or thing when you have no other word to describe it.

Did you see them lil junk junks that live over there?

Hell yeah, they were over at the crib last night!

by emmyt2325 October 15, 2008

junk wad

to eat a mans cum while eating m & ms.

Neal:she was such a hoe i junk wadded her.

Joe:what kind of m & ms?

Neal: the peanut ones

by nealeo fa show June 29, 2009

junk explosion

When the crotch of a male's trousers or shorts has an sudden and unexpected rupture, causing "junk fall" in the wind.
This can include tightness of trousers, or looseness of shorts.

"Man, that guy the other night had such tight pants,that when he bent down to tie his lace he had junk explosion"

by evilmanny April 13, 2010

junk

a males sexual organ (dick's and balls)

While we were at the movies Sarah played with my junk!!

by Cherokee27 October 5, 2013