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goody two shoes

A person (Usually a female) who usually does not enjoy drugs, drinking, partying, or getting into any trouble. They don't like getting in trouble, especially in school. They sometimes can be quiet or sometimes they can be very outgoing. You will almost never catch them at a party. He/She may be a straight A student and a teacher's pet. Or sometimes they could be using the "Good-Girl/Boy" disguise and actually may be the complete opposite of they seem to be.
"I think she is using that goody two shoes look to trick us."

"Man, what a goody two shoes. She doesn't even want to hold my hand."
by Dweebofficial January 5, 2017
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Done Goofed

The words of a petulant old man, protecting his slutty 11 year-old daughter, who broadcasted naked pictures of herself on the internet.
by Kerligirl13 July 16, 2010
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Goober, Goob, or Gooby

Gu-burr Goober: 1. a nice way of calling someone an idiot after they've done something idiotic. 2. A nice way of telling someone they are wrong about something.

Guuub Goob. 1. A shortened form of the word above.
OMG you are a such a goober, the sky is orange!!!!!
by Angel July 3, 2003
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Gooby Nipple

The Gooby Nipple is the little end of the banana that most people don't eat. The Gooby Nipple is located at the opposite end of the banana of the stem.
The best way to peel a banana is to pinch the opposite end as the stem to create a split, then peel it by pulling the two sides of the split in opposite directions. This will however, usually result in the banana retaining it's gooby nipple, so don't forget to pinch that sucker off before you devour your phallic fruit.
by Ercy25 October 30, 2009
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Jared Goof

Deragatory name for Los Angeles Ramsquarterback Jared Goff, used whenever he has a bad game, such as Super Bowl LIII when he failed to score a touchdown the entire night.
God damn, Jared Goof is a fucking moron. He can’t read a defense for shit and he is just a puppet of Sean McVay.
by Pyrple October 21, 2019
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goofball

west coast slang for crystal meth and heroin in the same intravenous shot. it is not to be confused with speedball (cocaine and heroin)
jay: I got clear and black you wanna goofball?
jesse: im on my way let’s get goofy.
by amphboy January 18, 2019
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Goofyahhitis

Goofyahhitis is something where you are pretty goofy
Dude, i think fmn has Goofyahhitis
by Funniboi May 3, 2023
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