Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (masturbating) and is disturbingly proud of it.

Person 1: Bruh I came all day to those pics
Person 2: Wtf is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (oftentimes addicted to it) and is proud of this.

Person 1: I beat my meat all day to those pics
Person 2: Wth is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

Gooner

Plays nikke for hours, but claims it's just for story. When a female is on screen will not shut up about wanting to fuck them, girls block him after the first interaction.

"Gooner"
When my friends see me open Nikke they call me a "Gooner"

by Niju2 May 12, 2024

Gooberistic

Stupid, not using much thought. Usually regarding a claim or mentality

Growing onions kinda gooberistic

by Aksawn May 13, 2024

gooberchad

A step above a Gigachad. The ultimate chadalot.😏 Like a goofy goober. A goofy chad.

Get a load of this gooberchad

by The Sigma Chad May 18, 2024

Goobers

When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes

"Aww you've got goobers again"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off

Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts

by suckrforme May 28, 2024