Goobers

When a man wakes up with morning wood and goes to do the sit and tuck for a pee, in a spurt of farts he accidentally shits on his own nuts.

"Damn man, I woke this morning with the worst case of morning wood. I went for the sit and tuck, I guess the early morning brew shits took effect, and I shit on my own balls! Damn goobers took me an hour to clean off!"

by Dickforbrewery September 19, 2009

Goobers

Testicles; Ball sacks

Do you wanna lick my goobers, mate?

by Lord_Popo_ April 2, 2015

gooberment

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

by Phreeradical January 2, 2012

Goober

To be a silly goose.

You are such a goober.

by Drayden.mp4 March 13, 2021

goober

someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them

Jaxson, you’re such a goober.

by Chrissizzle November 15, 2021

Goober

noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.

Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.

by Goobcity January 18, 2015

Goobered

Being overly intoxicated shit-faced

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...

by Phil Miller October 9, 2006