When a man wakes up with morning wood and goes to do the sit and tuck for a pee, in a spurt of farts he accidentally shits on his own nuts.
"Damn man, I woke this morning with the worst case of morning wood. I went for the sit and tuck, I guess the early morning brew shits took effect, and I shit on my own balls! Damn goobers took me an hour to clean off!"
by Dickforbrewery September 19, 2009
political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.
by Phreeradical January 02, 2012
by Chrissizzle November 16, 2021
noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.
by Goobcity January 18, 2015
by Phil Miller October 09, 2006