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When a man wakes up with morning wood and goes to do the sit and tuck for a pee, in a spurt of farts he accidentally shits on his own nuts.
"Damn man, I woke this morning with the worst case of morning wood. I went for the sit and tuck, I guess the early morning brew shits took effect, and I shit on my own balls! Damn goobers took me an hour to clean off!"
Goobers by Dickforbrewery September 19, 2009
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processed feces from youngling intestines rabbit pellets resembling Boston Baked Beans. Found in some adults only after 'Corn-On-The-Cob' binges. Usually high in methane.
"Honey, can you change that diaper, those goobers are reeking!"
goobers by Dave Lucas May 1, 2008
Do you wanna lick my goobers, mate?
Goobers by Lord_Popo_ April 2, 2015
a less blasphomous way for saying god. mostly used by wanabe n00bs
"oh my goobers" instead of "oh my god"
goobers by deanofantastico December 9, 2007
A nickname that Charlie Slimecicle/Slmccl made for his fans
A: I love watching charlie Slimecicle!
B: So you’re a part of the Goobers?
Goobers by GenLoser August 28, 2023
When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes
"Aww you've got goobers again"
Goobers by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Goobers Luck

The luck that one has when not in a group nor friends, a prime example of Goobers Luck

>spawns with 4 leaf clover keychain
>loots barrel stash's proceeds to get roller watch

>extracts successfully
"Where tf did you get the key to do the rapists water " - Donecoin " idk goobers luck ig" -Krebs
Goobers Luck by TherealKrebs May 2, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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