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gooberhead 

a person whose brain is the size of a peanut, which is also called a goober, or goober pea, in the Southern United States
"That guy is such a gooberhead, he filled out his tax return with a crayon."
gooberhead by Dennis Johnson March 22, 2007

goobershag 

A nerdy/dorky/geeky fellow who is nonoetheless unconventionally attractive and adorably awkward. Examples may include David Thewlis, Elijah Wood, Jimmy Fallon, Dominic Monaghan, and Rhett Miller c. '95.
He's such an adorable goobershag!
goobershag by Scotty N. Kirk August 20, 2005

Gooberchop 

"Hey Billy you seen 'em before?"

"Dale yeah!! I wanna gooberchop him so bad!!!"
Gooberchop by soccerstar2 February 24, 2015

gooberchoaker 

A person that like to choke on a cock.
I dated a girl a while back and she was the best gooberchoaker I have ever met.

gooberchump

A person who values most what they lack.
Often called a gooberchump by her cousins, Fortner convinced herself she was good at writing and math, though her skills were minimal and that of a small child.
gooberchump by matthewb0622 October 24, 2020

gooberchump

A person whose values are held by things they lack of.
Fortner lacked skill in grammar writing and math, but always thought she was good at them. As a result, her cousins called her a gooberchump.
gooberchump by matthewb0622 October 24, 2020