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Squintmaxxing

Squinting in order to gradually gain hunter eyes.
I do squintmaxxing all day. It's really easy
by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024
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Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (oftentimes addicted to it) and is proud of this.
Person 1: I beat my meat all day to those pics
Person 2: Wth is wrong with you, gooner
by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024
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Edging

Bro, I've only been edging for 2 days, but it makes me so dissatisfied
by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024
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Gooning

1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful
1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session
by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024
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qaswedfrtghyjuiklopzxcvbnm

When you are so bored that you type little L's on the keyboard and then the last row unnaffected. A variation of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
I'm extremely bored out of my mind, I will type qaswedfrtghyjuiklopzxcvbnm because I have no life.
by Ihavenolife_68421 September 4, 2023
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Mewing

Putting the tongue on the roof of the mouth in order to have a more sharp and defined jawline.
Derrick was silent; mewing.
by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024
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Jelqing

Stretching one's dick to make it longer.
Those idiots really think jelqing works 💀
by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024
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