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Definitions by Ihavenolife_68421

Squintmaxxing 

Squinting in order to gradually gain hunter eyes.
I do squintmaxxing all day. It's really easy
Stretching one's dick to make it longer.
Those idiots really think jelqing works 💀
Jelqing by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024
Putting the tongue on the roof of the mouth in order to have a more sharp and defined jawline.
Derrick was silent; mewing.
Mewing by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024
Bro, I've only been edging for 2 days, but it makes me so dissatisfied
Edging by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024
1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful
1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session
Gooning by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024
Not to be confused with gooner.

Coomers are people who participate in the act of cooming but are ashamed and hide it.
Person 1: I found some questionable images on your laptop; are you a coomer by any chance?
Person 2: Uhh
Coomer by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024
Someone who participates in the act of gooning (oftentimes addicted to it) and is proud of this.
Person 1: I beat my meat all day to those pics
Person 2: Wth is wrong with you, gooner
Gooner by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024