Edging

Masturbating, but stopping before orgasm.

Bro, I've only been edging for 2 days, but it makes me so dissatisfied

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

Coomer

Not to be confused with gooner.

Coomers are people who participate in the act of cooming but are ashamed and hide it.

Person 1: I found some questionable images on your laptop; are you a coomer by any chance?
Person 2: Uhh

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (masturbating) and is disturbingly proud of it.

Person 1: Bruh I came all day to those pics
Person 2: Wtf is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

Jelqing

Stretching one's dick to make it longer.

Those idiots really think jelqing works 💀

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

Squintmaxxing

Squinting in order to gradually gain hunter eyes.

I do squintmaxxing all day. It's really easy

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

Mewing

Putting the tongue on the roof of the mouth in order to have a more sharp and defined jawline.

Derrick was silent; mewing.

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

qaswedfrtghyjuiklopzxcvbnm

When you are so bored that you type little L's on the keyboard and then the last row unnaffected. A variation of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

I'm extremely bored out of my mind, I will type qaswedfrtghyjuiklopzxcvbnm because I have no life.

by Ihavenolife_68421 September 04, 2023