Jelqing

Those idiots really think jelqing works 💀

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Gooning

1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful

1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session

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Not to be confused with gooner.

Coomers are people who participate in the act of cooming but are ashamed and hide it.

Person 1: I found some questionable images on your laptop; are you a coomer by any chance?
Person 2: Uhh

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Bro, I've only been edging for 2 days, but it makes me so dissatisfied

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Squinting in order to gradually gain hunter eyes.

I do squintmaxxing all day. It's really easy

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Putting the tongue on the roof of the mouth in order to have a more sharp and defined jawline.

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Someone who participates in the act of gooning (masturbating) and is disturbingly proud of it.

Person 1: Bruh I came all day to those pics
Person 2: Wtf is wrong with you, gooner

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