Ihavenolife_68421's definitions

Mewing

Putting the tongue on the roof of the mouth in order to have a more sharp and defined jawline.

Derrick was silent; mewing.

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (oftentimes addicted to it) and is proud of this.

Person 1: I beat my meat all day to those pics
Person 2: Wth is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

Gooning

1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful

1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

Squintmaxxing

Squinting in order to gradually gain hunter eyes.

I do squintmaxxing all day. It's really easy

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (masturbating) and is disturbingly proud of it.

Person 1: Bruh I came all day to those pics
Person 2: Wtf is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

Jelqing

Stretching one's dick to make it longer.

Those idiots really think jelqing works 💀

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

qaswedfrtghyjuiklopzxcvbnm

When you are so bored that you type little L's on the keyboard and then the last row unnaffected. A variation of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

I'm extremely bored out of my mind, I will type qaswedfrtghyjuiklopzxcvbnm because I have no life.

by Ihavenolife_68421 September 4, 2023