Few can consume enough cannabis to become one. A colossal stoner is the grand archmagister of the stoner kind. A colossal stoner's tolerance break lasts about half an hour. The period between each joint when he/she is not smoking is just about as long as the time it takes to roll another joint. If a colossal stoner greens out, their immediate action upon waking up is a wake&bake. A colossal stoner on average will have enough cannabinoids in their system to get arrested and charged for trafficking.
- "It sucks that your grandfather has Alzheimer's."
- "My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimer's, you insensitive prick, he's a colossal stoner."
- "My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimer's, you insensitive prick, he's a colossal stoner."
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1. Sexual penetration of someones colostomy site. In rare cases this can be a masturbatory act, depending on the location of the colostomy opening. See sidewinder, ostitute, stomalingus, philly sidecar, clorch
2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag
2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag
1. I always wanted to throw a good colostofuck into Jerry Falwell. Now that he's dead though a necro-colostofuck seems a bit much.
2. Jerry Falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostofuck.
2. Jerry Falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostofuck.
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Squints: But it was signed by Babe Ruth!
Smalls: Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she?
Ham Porter: WHAT? WHAT?
Kenny: The sultan of swat!
Bertram: The king of crash!
Timmy: The colossus of clout!
Tommy: The colossus of clout!
All: BABE RUTH!
Ham Porter: THE GREAT BAMBINO!
Smalls: Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy?
Squints: But it was signed by Babe Ruth!
Smalls: Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she?
Ham Porter: WHAT? WHAT?
Kenny: The sultan of swat!
Bertram: The king of crash!
Timmy: The colossus of clout!
Tommy: The colossus of clout!
All: BABE RUTH!
Ham Porter: THE GREAT BAMBINO!
Smalls: Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy?
by scgmilan April 30, 2011
Get the colossus of clout mug.Someone who dewells from Wales, Ireland, Scotland, Cornwall, The Isle of Man or Britanny. An ancient people who frequently raided Saxon villages.
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Get the Celts mug.An italian name which most people can not pronounce cause they are retarted but it means an italian that likes to party
by Ricky March 13, 2004
Get the Colosimo mug.1. A type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. Occasionally has inner and/or deep pockets to carry materials.
2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.
3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.
4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).
2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.
3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.
4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).
Example 1: Me: I love my Trench Coat. It's so warm.
Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.
Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!
Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.
Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.
Random Guy: Why, officer?
Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?
Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.
Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.
Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...
Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.
Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!
Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.
Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.
Random Guy: Why, officer?
Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?
Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.
Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.
Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...
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