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Schwonk

n. a stupid question/statement.

v. ("to Schwonk") to say something stupid.
n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.

v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.
by Scott September 26, 2003
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schwonk

colloq. A huge wad of man fat. A generous serving of gentleman's relish.
Oops- Sorry Janet- I appear to have got a swonk on your mother's curtains.
by Steve September 26, 2003
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Schwanky

Describing something More than cool, amazing, perfect, the best of the best.
"Man, Kolton is Schwanky!"
"I know, can I be like him?"
by SchwankMaster September 23, 2013
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schlonkied

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied
by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014
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Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.
That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.
by 202101 December 24, 2010
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Schwork

Noun: The institution where the combination of school and work take place.
Red: "What are your plans super awesome Angel for today?"

Super awesome Angel: "I'm going to schwork because I have training on new material."

or;

"We're schworking today." (the act of working and being in school at the same time)
by Red aka Smallz September 25, 2010
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Schwenk

(n., v., adj.) The universal word for everything.
(n.) Wow, that schwenk is so cool!
(v.) Stop schwenking around!
(adj.) That movie was schwenking awesome!
(all) Get the schwenk off you schwenking schwenk-tard!
by Totally Awesome Super Cool Man December 15, 2008
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