Twarted

When a female farts from her vagina.

I was fuckin' this bitch when she twarted all over my dick.

by baddabingbaddaboommmmm December 15, 2011

Twarted

When a women splits her fanny in half.also known as twarted

I’ve just did a split and twartedmyself

by Big pumpum getter June 23, 2022

Twarted

When a male/female is twerking and farting at the same time.

Alan was at the club when he twarted in Michelle’s face.

by SleepingSlayer October 30, 2022

blue twatted

This occurs when a man teases a girl to the point where she is horny as wants to have sex, but he doesn't follow through and leaves her wanting it.

My boyfriend and i were fooling around and my mom came home so he stopped and now i'm blue twatted.

by Bradley Lucas December 4, 2009

Tarted Up

If you're going out, most likely to get laid, you get "all tarted up", in other words; get dressed up, put your best clothes on, wear very few clothes.

I saw your little sister today, all tarted up in her mini skirt- then I saw her without the mini-skirt. ~punch~

by B16 D4V3 September 25, 2007

Twatted

1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,

1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."

by soozeh February 23, 2005

twasted

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.

Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted

by Nick March 26, 2005