I’ve
A contraction for “I have”
I’ve by bluestinger66 August 29, 2022
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I’ve been milk
I’ve been milk. The past tense of Milk🥛
The sign off when the alternate persona of Milk comes to an end.
The sign off when the alternate persona of Milk comes to an end.
I’ve been milk by Milk🥛 November 23, 2021
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I've played these games before • I've met smarter sandwiches • I'ven't • I've fallen and I can't get up • i've had enough • I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! • I've made a huge mistake. • I've slacked tech • I’ve got cheese to slice • I’ve never seen the world so insane before
I've come to make an annoucement
Dr Eggman makes an annoucement
I've come to make an annoucement by twitter.com June 16, 2019
I've just ran out of chapstick
People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.
"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."
I've just ran out of chapstick by berries.and.cream September 7, 2021
i've been made
When your cover is blown; To be exposed of; Found out about; To get caught.
Specifically applies to that of criminals, spies, moles, undercover police, etc.
Specifically applies to that of criminals, spies, moles, undercover police, etc.
Kathy and Jonathan found their front door open as they returned home from a movie. Apprehensive, they walked inside only to see a burglar slipping out the back window saying, "I've been made"!
Kimberly was caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar at grandma's. She's been made.
Kimberly was caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar at grandma's. She's been made.
i've been made by mlexbrooke June 24, 2017
I've made a huge mistake
A phrase used often in the canceled TV show "Arrested Development". The phrase is mostly used when the characters talk to themselves after a serious of poor choices/bad events. It's used to make light of bad situations, although the characters themselves don't find it funny.
MARTA: "I was really worried about you"
GOB: "You've got nothing to worry about. We're going to be together for a long time"
MARTA: "We're family now - I'm so happy. I'm going to call the kids!"
<MARTA walks out of room>
GOB: I've made a HUGE mistake
GOB: "You've got nothing to worry about. We're going to be together for a long time"
MARTA: "We're family now - I'm so happy. I'm going to call the kids!"
<MARTA walks out of room>
GOB: I've made a HUGE mistake
I've made a huge mistake by DepressR June 16, 2010
I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!
The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.
I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up! by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019
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