gurtle

to gurtle means to squirtle and shart at the same time. Can be dangerous depending upon surrounding environment.

- Tom was using the bathroom reading playboy when he came across a hot blonde who made him gurtle.

by Gittwally Sentley May 5, 2005

gurtle

a girl that appears to have a long neck with a short body.

man, napper your missus is a gurtle!!

by gurtle haters June 19, 2008

Gurtle

The sound when your teeth come together with force.

My teacher telling us about the homework made me gurtle.

by Stally Wally February 10, 2023

gurgle back

When you flush the toilet and it's gurgles and shoots back atcha

Dammmmn! That toilet's got a bad case of gurgle back.

I flushed the toilet and my butt got all wet because of that bad gurgle back.

by Daygo504 June 8, 2016

triple gurgle

A womans ability to take a mans cock and balls in her mouth at the same time.

Kathy is a real sport. Her make up was running down her face as she went for the triple gurgle.

by snapper2 November 10, 2014

Gurglespurt

To have audible gut gurgles and goopy explosive diarrhea.

“I drank too much curdled milk, now I have the gurglespurts!”

by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

Gurdle

A wet Pussy fart 💨 🥴

*in British accent* “Hey boatee can I smell your mums gurdle”

by Gibby Sanders May 25, 2019