gurkle
*gurkle* *gulkle* *gurkle* *GACK*
gurkle by dihydrogen monoxide February 9, 2009
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Gurkle
The sound your cat produces when vomiting.
"Gurkle, gurkle, gurkle."
"God damn it, Whiskers is at it again. It's your turn to pick it up."
It can even be an imitation of a cat trying to puke.
"Gurkle, gurkle."
"Dad stop, I'm trying to eat."
"Gurkle, gurkle, gurkle."
"God damn it, Whiskers is at it again. It's your turn to pick it up."
It can even be an imitation of a cat trying to puke.
"Gurkle, gurkle."
"Dad stop, I'm trying to eat."
Gurkle by The real Glen Coco January 26, 2014
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Scarborough/Burlington/Greater Toronto Area slang similar to the slang word gurked or murked. Means to beat someone up.
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