Gonked

V. The act of hitting someone and making them pass out.

Did you see how Tyler gonked Cody at the parking lot??

by Mliv July 4, 2020

Gonked

An "informal" version of the word ganked; to get destroyed when you have the least bit of an advantage, often due to being over powered by a squad of assholes; frequently used by people who play too much Dark Souls and are fucking annoying

"YAAAAAAA JUST MADE YOU MY BITCH, YOU'RE ASS JUST GOT GONKED by all 3 of us! YOU SUCK n0o0o0b and stand NO chance! Can't wait to put this on youtube!!!!!"

by gyaradocious September 5, 2019

Gonked

An informal way of saying you will be getting severely fucked up or drunk at a gathering

Damn, bruh, I'm finna get gonked tonight at Daniel's base!

by Melbournebitchass August 22, 2016

Gonked

You are gonked when you have a gonk thrown at you, it is customary to shout out "you got gonked"

Luke was walking past the managers office as he walked pass the manager threw a gonk at Luke and shouted you got gonked

by The serial gonker August 27, 2023

gonked

Fuck you, Mang, you'll never get my information!!!!

lol gonked motherfucker got gonked

by Tion The One September 3, 2004

Gonked

To be taken by surprise in a funny way

That stormtrooper got gonked when he hit his head on the door

by YuOfTheNight November 25, 2019

Gonked

Being so messed up you think you are on Venus.

Dude I’m so Gonked I’m on Venus.

by Преп December 31, 2020