poojectile
When you strain really hard to lay down a fart but inadvertently end up shooting out a piece of poo instead. I.e. a projectile made of poo.
poojectile by not doing my essay November 21, 2005
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Poojectile
When you have a large ass chocolate bar built up, and when you finally get the chance to release. There's no control over your sphincter.
Poojectile by SavBot May 8, 2015
Projectile boredom
Projectile boredom by Kurdtav January 2, 2011
projectile vomited
1. when one is almost scared or surprised with something so heinous and disgusting that the contents of their bowels come up so fast as vomit that it lands some distance from the vomitee
2. when one vomits and it lands at least 3 feet in any direction away from them
2. when one vomits and it lands at least 3 feet in any direction away from them
- "when i saw shelia without makeup on for the first time i projetile vomited"
- "my dog was sick and projectile vomited from one end of the room to the other"
- "let me get my measuring tape out because i think you may have just projectile vomited"
- "my dog was sick and projectile vomited from one end of the room to the other"
- "let me get my measuring tape out because i think you may have just projectile vomited"
projectile vomited by bobefet November 7, 2008
Projectile Vomiting
Projectile Vomiting by frostystevens January 19, 2011
Erectile Projectile
Erectile Projectile by Omg_an_erectile_projectile October 23, 2010
projectile vomit
When one vomits with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth. Must be performed with the head facing forward for best results.
Man, I was so drunk last night, I projectile vomited from my couch clear across the room and hit the wall!
projectile vomit by DarkRob2000 July 22, 2008
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