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Franco-canadian slang that originated in Quebec city and was later democratized by punk bands from the greater Quebec region who played there. Designates a bro, a schmuck, a douchebag, a lousy person. While typically used by francophones, anglophones have started using it too.

Can be pluralized as toebats.

Fig 1: Man, Thomas c'est vraiment un estie de toebat.

Fig 2: Aucun toebats ne sera toléré à ce spectacle.

Fig 3: Jade went out with this dude, got drunk, and totally made out with some other toebat right in front of him.

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Toebuttin

The act of sticking your big toe in the ass of someone you care for.

I get a slight chubby when my girlfriend gets a pedicure, because i know that I am going to get some toebuttin action.

Toebuttin by gigiti March 25, 2010

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toewater

Worse than dogwater on video games

Picklevic been off Fortnite so long, now she toewater.

That bot was so toewater after I clapped him in 1v1.

I was so toewater I ran right into the storm.

That duo was so toewater I clapped him with my gray tac shotgun.

toewater by Vicki Veritas March 10, 2021

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Tebatso

A very attractive ambitious female with high morals who is going places one day, often referred to as a female Thando.

Jack: That Tebatso is very beautiful hey

John: And she has the brains too

Tebatso by ThatGuyThando September 15, 2012

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Toebutt

The end result of cramming your toe in a bitches ass.

Sean stuck his toe in that bitches ass and now shes got toebutt.

Toebutt by xp5000ss April 27, 2009

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Nick Tobat Effect

When one cuts his/her hair and replaces his/her glasses contacts. Similar to Rachel Leigh Cook's character transformation in the 1999 movie She's All That. As a result hotness points are increased exponentially.

If a picture is taken, anyone that has the Nick tobat Effect causes the overall picture and its occupants to have a certain glow, making them all extremely attractive.

Marlon: Dude have you seen Nick? He's dancing with some engaged girl!
Peter: God damn! Its the Nick Tobat Effect in full throttle!

Nick Tobat Effect by Retired_bowseat December 2, 2010

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knowm tombat?

know what im talking about?

that was tight yo! knowm tombat??

yea i know what you tombat

knowm tombat? by King Guatador January 10, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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