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Toebuttin 

The act of sticking your big toe in the ass of someone you care for.
I get a slight chubby when my girlfriend gets a pedicure, because i know that I am going to get some toebuttin action.
Toebuttin by gigiti March 25, 2010

Toecutter 

In Australian police slang, toecutter refers to members of the internal Ethical Standards Division (including such groups as the former Office of Police Integrity in Victoria).

In underworld slang, it refers to a criminal who preys on other criminals, using threats and extreme violence to obtain money:

'...the old toecutter activity, where you'd find out who'd done armed robbery, and you'd go around and give them the old Avon lady ring on the doorbell while they're sitting there counting out the money and take more than your fair share. And if they didn't they'd suffer the consequences.' Greg Davies, Secretary of the Victorian Police Association, interviewed on 'Tough Nuts: Australia's Hardest Criminals'.

The most famous Australian toecutter is the late Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Read

The term has spread more generally throughout the community, and in workplaces is used to refer to individuals involved in assessing other employees, such as performance managers.

It is believed that the term originates in Northern Ireland, used at one time to refer to the Royal Ulster Constabulary and their torture techniques. There is no evidence Australian criminal toecutters actually cut off the toes of their victims with bolt cutters, as is commonly believed: this would seem to be a myth, probably manufactured by the toecutters themselves.
'Some cops bashed a suspect and he went public about it. Now they've got the toecutters investigating them.'

'I heard you've got a meeting with the toecutters this 'arvo. Good luck.'
Toecutter by jieshou January 24, 2016

Toe-Butt Fondle 

To fondle one's ass with another one's toes by surprise, this is done through a lawn chair thus catching the person off guard.
Guy 1- "Dude, he's not looking. I could so Toe-Butt fondle him."

Guy 2- "DO IT!"

*Fondles*

Victim- "Damn it! Quit Toe-Butt Fondling me!"
Toe-Butt Fondle by RagTags December 26, 2010

tobuttco 

Loose tobacco smuggled into prison by wraping in plastic and shoving up the rectum.
Yo... got any tobuttco left... im feenin
tobuttco by Drunk Gun Toter May 23, 2009

Toecutters

"Watch out for the Toecutters!!!"
Toecutters by Evan Weston January 29, 2003

thebutterpooner 

pretty much a tank; someone who is good at everything they do
IEnvi Us: How is thebutterpooner so good at everything?

KINGxKANKS: It basicly comes down to that he is a tank.