Hand Sword

Something that I do to your moms ass. see credit card

I fucking hand sworded your moms ass last night

by outlaw June 20, 2004

sword hand dance

Fancy euphemism for handjob. As in you're taking a sword(penis) in your hand and dancing with it.

"How did it go at the ball, ol' chap?"
"Oh magnificently, she showed me her family variation of a Sword Hand Dance and then we had crumpets. After she washed her hands, of course."

by Greed3514 November 14, 2017

Sword and a dick in my hand

Meaning to be involved in and support something and be left waiting, with nothing to do and no support.

I stood up to Ivy’s boss, she took his side! I was left with a sword and a dick in my hand!

by MAA9000 February 28, 2022

Handsworth

Handsworth is an urban area in Birmingham, England with a high concentration of ethnic minorities. Notorious for its rather high crime rate and largely immigrant (mostly asian/caribbean) populous, it is not uncommon for people to avoid going there.

Handsworth is also believed to be the base of operations for the infamous "Burger Bar Crew" who have been well documented to have a long running feud with rivals "The Johnsons", who reside in nearby Newtown, Lozells and Aston.

Cetain areas in Handsworth are known for the notoriety of their residents and many people choose not to visit them for fear of physical violence against their person, such places include "Raleigh Close" and "Centenary Drive"

"I wouldn't mess with him, he's from Handsworth"

"This place has nearly as many immigrants as Handsworth"

by Kayos March 11, 2006

Handsworth

A ghetto area of Birmingham with a largely Indian and Jamaican population.

Handwsorth is full of desis and jamaicans.

by Brummindlish May 7, 2004

handsworth fireworks

Handsworth fireworks refers to the orange glowing embers that are visible when lighting or tapping a spliff in the dark. Also, can be used for anything similar, ie: flicking a cigarette. Originates from the high levels of marijuana use in Handsworth.

1. Watch out, you get those handsworth fireworks on your jeans and you'll get a hot rock hole.

by JoeDMan May 28, 2006

Handsworth

Ghetto area of Birmingham the UK's version of the bronx.

T-Man: Handsworth Blud, Braaappppp, B21 Blud

by Ashley Blake-Moore December 13, 2007