A place you don't want to wake up in. This means different things to different people. To a fat security guard its a street full of Maltby lorries or a world without barbecues.
Who's the miserable bastard wearing the silly hat?
Its Pork Scotch. He's miserable cos he woke up in a Badman Place. Maltby lorries everywhere.
Flight attendants who sleep a minimum of 10 hours before telling people to stow their tray tables and fasten their seat belts. Has to have a burrito in the airport and can often be found in a crew room as long as there is one. Hates it when you push the "call button" on airlines and people who say "gimme a ginger ale".
I did a Nashville turn with a Badams yesterday. One of her passengers asked for a double whiskey during take-off. She was pissed because she only got 9 hours of sleep and left her Lean Cuisine and Cheez-Its on the other plane.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.