Craignaut 

Noun: someone who spends all their time on Craig's list search for random items in an effort to build a home made space ship.

Me: Holy crap i found 4000 meters of twine on Craig's list! i can totally use this for my space ship!

Mom: You think you'll become some great Craignaut? my ovaries have never disappointed me more...

Craignaut by Crash Bartleby November 12, 2012

Craignant

The discovered state of an unplanned pregnancy after a one night stand with an anonymous person met on Craig's List.

I'd better find a boyfriend quick--that discount condom broke last month and, now, I'm Craignant!

Craignant by Nighthorse July 30, 2010

Craignant

(KREG-nUHnt) Adjective.

1. having a child or offspring developing in the body as a result of copulation with a man named Craig.
2. filled with Craig.
3. full of Craig-like meaning.

You've been being a little irresponsible when you're drunk lately. You better be careful you don't get anyone Craignant!

That's something Craig would say. Are you Craignant?

Craignant by aznPersuasion November 12, 2012

Craignapped 

kidnapping as result of a Craigslist transaction

Bring your neighbor with you when you pick up the PS4 from the Craigslist ad, you don't want to get Craignapped.

Craignapped by Plika April 10, 2020

craigmath

Adjective: Referring to the type of flawed, illogical mathematical calculations typically used by lower tier employees; such individuals being quite commonly named 'Craig', or otherwise referred to as 'Craig'.

These numbers he provided don't make any sense, I'm pretty sure this guy is using craigmath

craigmath by GentlemanlyScholar May 15, 2019

cragnut 

A little piece of dried shit stuck to a short hair in the region of the anus.

Janice tells me not to forget to wash off my cragnuts when I shower

cragnut by Captain Hunt December 20, 2020

craigtatorship 

A craigtatorship is when on a team of equal members, one member becomes the unofficial de facto leader because of his or her competence and uncontrollable creative energy. A Craigtator may take many large steps with the group to achieve whatever he or she desires, and it usually ends up being great for everyone involved. A Craigtator is at the same time benevolent and tyrannical, a lot of fun and authoritative.

Without Roger Waters taking control of Pink Floyd and turning it into a Craigtatorship, the visionary albums of Dark Side of the Moon and The Wall would’ve never been created.

craigtatorship by Loldogg April 29, 2019