Cooler Pooper

A classless sports fan. Originating from a 2005 college football game between the the Texas Longhorns and the Ohio State Buckeyes which was overcrowded to the point that fans resorted to pooping in their coolers. Credit for the first use of the phrase "cooler pooper" goes to Brian Cook of MGoBlog.com.

The setting: After a tough loss, JDUB is made at the home team's quarterback.

JDUB: does anyone know where our quarterback lives? I want to visit him. I'm dead serious. I just want to punch him in the eye or beak his leg.
Huffy: You are putting way too much emphasis on the outcome of a sporting event.
JDUB: I got 3 lil boys all who can kick his ass and get nothing since they got clean records.
great2belucky: you know how fucking stupid you sound? that fact you have children is SCARY, you fucking cooler pooper.

by theflagshopisoutofstock September 22, 2011

pooper cooper

one who shits themself at a party, while being drunk (off of little alcohol), and then proceeds to punch the host's mom.

-"yo did you see kate cooper shit themself?!)
-"yeah man, now shes pooper cooper!"

by latroy jackson October 18, 2008

Cooper the pooper scooper

A little boy with blonde hair who is very spoiled and always gets hjs way because his parents would rather just leave the situation than deal with yelling and screaming go for 5 hours

Calvin: My brother just kicked and screamed for 4 hours until he got his way

Mason: is he blonde?

Calvin: Yes

Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper

by CalvinsLeftNut April 10, 2023

cooper the super pooper scooper

cooper the super pooper scooper is a great guy altogether. he is cool,a great skateboarder, (and loves pickin up poops)
he know how to party and lives on uranus.

(girl) woww i love cooper the super pooper scooper!
(boy) yeah. iwish i was invited to his party tmrw night!!!

by WINGLYWONGDOPAPAPAOP September 21, 2021