When a girl takes a shit on the length of someone’s penis. Then another man sticks his penis on top of it. After this, the woman eats the penis’s and shit.
Mason: “hey, my girlfriend wants to do a Las Vegas Sandwich with us, you in?
Calvin: “fuck no, I like having a penis”
Calvin: “fuck no, I like having a penis”
by CalvinsLeftNut January 02, 2024
A little boy with blonde hair who is very spoiled and always gets hjs way because his parents would rather just leave the situation than deal with yelling and screaming go for 5 hours
Calvin: My brother just kicked and screamed for 4 hours until he got his way
Mason: is he blonde?
Calvin: Yes
Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper
Mason: is he blonde?
Calvin: Yes
Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper
by CalvinsLeftNut April 10, 2023
The process of cutting open your penis during completion. Thus spilling cum everywhere onto your partner.
by CalvinsLeftNut April 01, 2023