2 definitions by CalvinsLeftNut

Cooper the pooper scooper

A little boy with blonde hair who is very spoiled and always gets hjs way because his parents would rather just leave the situation than deal with yelling and screaming go for 5 hours

Calvin: My brother just kicked and screamed for 4 hours until he got his way

Mason: is he blonde?

Calvin: Yes

Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper

by CalvinsLeftNut April 10, 2023

Nevada Oil Spill

The process of cutting open your penis during completion. Thus spilling cum everywhere onto your partner.

Mason: “Last night I gave her a Nevada Oil Spill”
Calvin: ”Shit that must have hurt”

by CalvinsLeftNut April 1, 2023