Definitions by CalvinsLeftNut

Cracking Your Homeboy 

Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.

Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?

Cracking Your Homeboy by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025

Las Vegas Sandwich 

When a girl takes a shit on the length of someone’s penis. Then another man sticks his penis on top of it. After this, the woman eats the penis’s and shit.

Mason: “hey, my girlfriend wants to do a Las Vegas Sandwich with us, you in?

Calvin: “fuck no, I like having a penis”

Las Vegas Sandwich by CalvinsLeftNut January 2, 2024

Cooper the pooper scooper 

A little boy with blonde hair who is very spoiled and always gets hjs way because his parents would rather just leave the situation than deal with yelling and screaming go for 5 hours

Calvin: My brother just kicked and screamed for 4 hours until he got his way

Mason: is he blonde?

Calvin: Yes

Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper

Cooper the pooper scooper by CalvinsLeftNut April 10, 2023

Nevada Oil Spill

The process of cutting open your penis during completion. Thus spilling cum everywhere onto your partner.

Mason: “Last night I gave her a Nevada Oil Spill”
Calvin: ”Shit that must have hurt”

Nevada Oil Spill by CalvinsLeftNut April 1, 2023