uptard

verb- the act of making something worse in an inept attempt to make it better, usually by adding unnecessary, useless, and/or ridiculous elements

Jim's $500 Honda station wagon was uptarded when he added the whale-tail spoiler.

by ChinkJew May 15, 2005

uptard

(тормоз по русски, if anyone reads Russian here):

a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.

boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?

girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.

boy: I am not an uptard. Due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.

Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?

boy: no.

by Sexydimma February 16, 2013

uptard

Being uptarded. Haha. This means that one is a little more retarded than just a normal retard and thus achieving the status of "uptard."

People add words to the urbandictionary without defining them are uptards.

by Douchebag March 26, 2004

Uptarding

make more stupid, upgrading retardness, advancing incompetence.

Dude, your uptarding yourself watching all that American Idol.

by peter.jubb April 21, 2005

Uptarded

Improved, in retard-style.

I didn't like my essay for school, so I totally uptarded it by adding bits of chewed crayon.

by Brass January 30, 2003

Uptarded

To make more retarded/slower than before...

I uptarded my honda by adding a wing and body kit

by deftonz1 August 11, 2003

Uptarded

adv., An improvement upon ones former status as retarded. This is simply a change, not a state of being.

Yo, ever since Leroy got hooked on phonics he started gettin' uptarded and shit...too bad he's still a dumb biznitch

by Lonewolf March 17, 2003