umptard

As in someone is ump-tarded or very extremely retarded. Derived from “umpteen times retarded”. Shortened to "ump" or the "umps" when discretion is needed.

“My friend works at the umptard farm” or "Look! That kid is umptarded! Awwwww!"

umptard by m2345 November 8, 2007

uptard

verb- the act of making something worse in an inept attempt to make it better, usually by adding unnecessary, useless, and/or ridiculous elements

Jim's $500 Honda station wagon was uptarded when he added the whale-tail spoiler.

uptard by ChinkJew May 15, 2005

Umtard 

In the world of online gaming, Umtard refers to a retarded player that resorts to insults, rage quitting, clone killing (power-leveling), complaining, camping, hacking, glitching and being an asshole in general. The origin of this word spawns from the game Rush Team 2, where two players by the names of Umnika and MrUmni displayed all of the above characteristics to the extreme.

That guy is such an Umtard!

Stop complaining about lag you Umtard!
LOL! Look at that Umtard. He rage quit.

Umtard by Umnika March 5, 2017

Uptarding

make more stupid, upgrading retardness, advancing incompetence.

Dude, your uptarding yourself watching all that American Idol.

Uptarding by peter.jubb April 21, 2005

Umtarded

To be so stupid you not just retarded. Your umtarded.

"He just tripped over a cordless phone. You have to be umtarded to do that"

Umtarded by MYA!! September 26, 2008

uptard

(тормоз по русски, if anyone reads Russian here):

a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.

boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?

girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.

boy: I am not an uptard. Due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.

Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?

boy: no.

uptard by Uncle Dimma February 16, 2013

Uptarded

Improved, in retard-style.

I didn't like my essay for school, so I totally uptarded it by adding bits of chewed crayon.

Uptarded by Brass January 30, 2003