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As in someone is ump-tarded or very extremely retarded. Derived from “umpteen times retarded”. Shortened to "ump" or the "umps" when discretion is needed.
“My friend works at the umptard farm” or "Look! That kid is umptarded! Awwwww!"
by m2345 October 23, 2007
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Definition #1 - A person who thinks your retarded and trash talks and makes no sense their self.
Definition #2 - A person who thinks your retarded and doesn't allow you to speak to the point of where

they sound like idiots now.
Synonyms: Ignorant, Stupid, Dumb, etc.
That person is such an "Umptard" that every time I spoke he/she spoke seconds ahead of me so I couldn't speak at all.
by EatItAndLikeIt October 08, 2017
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