Utard

combines the words "Utah" and "Retard"

Someone from Utah.

These utards don't even serve catsup, they only have fry sauce.

Utard by jackie July 1, 2003

Utard

A Utard is somebody stupid from Utah. No need to be a Mormon (but it doesn't hurt).

"Man, here comes Jack Moroni. I swear he's never been out of Provo. All he does is drink cough syrup and talk about snowboarding. What a Utard."

"He got his film degree at Brigham Young. What a Utard."

Utard by RevDrDK October 15, 2009

utard

A bad driver with Utah license plates. Also, anyone from Utah who acts like an idiot, or is a little behind in current culture/slang because Utah is so far inland from California.

Can you believe she is still using the word "gnarly" and wearing acid wash jeans like they're the latest thing? The biggest problem with Utah is that it's full of Utards!

utard by Bella~ January 4, 2007

Utard

1) Stereotypical, obnoxious person from Utah. Almost always Mormon, big into snowboarding, Republican, etc.

2) A dialect native to Utah, often spoken by said people.

1) UTARD: Hey, dudes, lets go play a wicked game of Gatorade Pong after we're done hitting the slopes!
ME: Shut the fuck up, you're such a Utard.

2) UTARD: My house is in between the moun'n and the crick in American Fark.

Utard by Rowdy_801 March 20, 2013

utard

A combination of Utah and Retard. Usually designated for Utah's notoriously bad drivers (or Mormons), Utards learned to drive on a tractor that doesn't have blinkers, mirrors or go above 30 mph (in the fast lane).

That dude drives like a fucking Utard. Partying with Utards is boring; all they do is read scriptures and eat jello.

utard by Incogitatus April 6, 2008

Utard

Typical narrow minded more often than not never been out of the state, goodie goodie from Utah. Often LDS or used to be. Main goals
In life are to have as many kids as possible and believe they accomplished something. Often married by 18. Drive exactly the speed limit or 5 miles under it. Drive the speed limit in the passing Lane. The believe true comedy lies in a fart joke. Rarely had more than 3 sexual partners in their life time. Say oh my heck. Super vanilla.

Get out of the passing lane fucking utard!

Billy just had his 8th kid. He’s 30. Utard.

John is asking you guys to keep
It down at this restaraunt/bar and try not to drink in front of his kids. Tell John to suck my cock and not being his kids to an adult establishment. Fucking utard.

Utard by JaimeNMCH February 2, 2018

Utard

A combo of the words Utah and Mormon. A modern day version of 'the wheat and the tares' story. A Utard is a "tare" that grows up among the "wheat". They don't really know much about their religion but float along following the rules to fit-in in the Utah society.

We have 113 active priests in our ward, but half of them are utards.

Utard by Jack Kelly June 24, 2004