Douchebag's definitions

guy meat

Another word for penis and testicles.

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.

by Douchebag November 8, 2017

D-Unit

In reference to a dick, also known as a penis.

Dude, what I wouldn't give to put my D-unit in her c-unt.

by Douchebag September 19, 2003

Monaro

A Holden Monaro. Yes folks, half of the people on this site diss it without even knowing the facts. Let me set it straight for you. Price is $59,350. Dimensions: 186.8 in x 71.8 in x 54.5 in. Engine: 346 ci V8, 332 hp@5600 rpm, 343 lb-ft@4000 rpm. ABS vented disc brakes. Most commonly called the CV8 III Engine. HOLDEN IS MADE IN AUSTRALIA, and is a Ford EQUIVALENT. Ford is actually pretty good in Australia, but HOLDEN IS THEIR COMPETITOR.

The Holden Monaro is pretty cool.

by Douchebag September 14, 2004

Biggety Biatch

A very annoying and stupid little bitch.

"What a Biggety Biatch!!!"

by Douchebag February 12, 2004

porth

The abbreviation of porthetic which is a combination of poor and pathetic.

-Dude did you hear that new Good Charlotte disc?
-Fuck no, those dudes are fucking porth.

by Douchebag February 17, 2004

ed edd n eddy

Ed also has no chin...
Edd also has an enormous chin...
this is the funniest show on television as Ed is a moron...

Ed, Edd n Eddy is funny...they do the stupidest stuff ever...haha...

by Douchebag February 28, 2004

lancer evolution

In 1992, Mitsubishi came out with the first Lancer Evolution, powered by a 2L, 250 hp turbocharged-intercooled 4G63 engine with all wheel drive and weighed 2574 lbs. The Evolution began to advance through the EVO II with 260 hp, increasing turbo boost pressure, the EVO III with 270 hp and a second intercooler, and a larger rear wing, to the EVO IV with the new twin-scroll turbo, to the EVO V, with it's aluminum spoiler, to the EVO VI with a twinwing spoiler, including a Tommi Makinen version, a heavier car, to the EVO VII with the new Active Center Differential, to the nicely made EVO VIII...EVO's are a great car because they are a 4 cylinder with 276 hp and 289 lb-ft stock and are capable of competing with higher classes of cars, such as the Corvette(I shit you not, I saw a stock EVO VIII outrun a stock Corvette)...

EVO's rule!!!

by Douchebag February 28, 2004