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The mythical Jesusaur is an ancient creature that walked with the first forms of life on earth including the dinosaurs for millions of years. At Year 0, it took on the form of Jesus Christ the human born to a virgin. Folklore states the Jesus/Jesusaur died for our sins on the cross and has some sort of relation to God.

The Jesusaur that walked the earth millions of years ago proves that some form of Jesus has always been on earth. The Jesusaur also proves science to be incorrect.

Jesusaur by sn1022 August 30, 2010

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Jesusburger

Communion wafer - based on the fact that the Catholics believe that a wafer eaten during communion turns into the body of Jesus. Incidentally, given the billions of Catholics who have eaten bits of Jesus over nearly two millenia, Jesus must have weighed several tens of millions of tons.

Fancy a Sunday roast dinner?
You bet, all I've had today is a Jesusburger and blood down at St Peter's.

Jesusburger by garry gobshite August 23, 2010

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jesusaurus

Used as an expression when someone says outdated information.

A mix of Jesus and Dinosaur, of course. Both are also used for the same means.

"Hey everybody I found a funny flash it's called 'All Your Base Are BElong To Us'"!

"OMG it's like I'm walking with the Jesusaurus!!!1"

jesusaurus by wasp2020 December 23, 2004

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jesusaures-rex

The most bad-ass dinosaur who ever lived.

Me- holy Christ did you see that jesusaures-rex tear open chuck Norris.

Christ- Shit lets get the hell out of here

jesusaures-rex by neil awsome January 12, 2009

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Jesusaurus rex

the super sayian version of Jesus

he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die or ill go Jesusaurus rex on yo ass!

Jesusaurus rex by blank babushka September 28, 2009

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jesasaurus rex

Spoke of in the bible frequently. This is a tall, hairy, man, with small arms and an apt to turn water into wine.

Fuck look at that tal hary man with small arms...

Shit that is a jesasaurus rex!!

jesasaurus rex by jesasaurus rex September 11, 2011

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JesusSaurs-Rex

Someone who is so fucking amazing they are considered part Jesus part T-Rex!

-Originated by Brendan

Chuck Norris is such a JesusSaurs-Rex

JesusSaurs-Rex by The_Real_JesusSaurs-Rex June 11, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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