Jesusburger 

Communion wafer - based on the fact that the Catholics believe that a wafer eaten during communion turns into the body of Jesus. Incidentally, given the billions of Catholics who have eaten bits of Jesus over nearly two millenia, Jesus must have weighed several tens of millions of tons.

Fancy a Sunday roast dinner?
You bet, all I've had today is a Jesusburger and blood down at St Peter's.

Jesusburger by garry gobshite August 23, 2010

jesusbanger 

An overly religious person who stresses his views onto others whether they like it or not. The difference between a 'jesusbanger' and a person with religion is that a 'jesusbanger' feels that anything conflicting their views should be against the law and states this profusely or takes care of the offense by themself. (See also, 'bible thumper.')

Probably derived from 'gangbanger' as both terms are used to refer to a person or thug who has an overly aggressive personality and certain views which they enforce.

Don't let Jaime come in here during the party. He's a jesusbanger and he's just waiting for an excuse to start something.

jesusbanger by ginandcoke August 24, 2010

jessburger 

The best dick trick in the book. Its when you wrap your dick between your mansack, rotate clockwise 90 degrees give em a sqeeze and your manhood has just become the "burg"

After drinking to much at the company party jesse whiped out the jessburger!

jessburger by jesburger February 24, 2008