jesusaurus

Used as an expression when someone says outdated information.

A mix of Jesus and Dinosaur, of course. Both are also used for the same means.

"Hey everybody I found a funny flash it's called 'All Your Base Are BElong To Us'"!

"OMG it's like I'm walking with the Jesusaurus!!!1"

by wasp2020 December 23, 2004

Jesusaurus rex

the super sayian version of Jesus

he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die or ill go Jesusaurus rex on yo ass!

by blank babushka September 28, 2009

Jesusaur

The mythical Jesusaur is an ancient creature that walked with the first forms of life on earth including the dinosaurs for millions of years. At Year 0, it took on the form of Jesus Christ the human born to a virgin. Folklore states the Jesus/Jesusaur died for our sins on the cross and has some sort of relation to God.

The Jesusaur that walked the earth millions of years ago proves that some form of Jesus has always been on earth. The Jesusaur also proves science to be incorrect.

by sn1022 August 30, 2010

jesusaures-rex

The most bad-ass dinosaur who ever lived.

Me- holy Christ did you see that jesusaures-rex tear open chuck Norris.

Christ- Shit lets get the hell out of here

by neil awsome January 12, 2009

Jenosaurus

Fierce, zealous

Julie's jenosaurus personality intrigued most people who knew her.

by JJxxo March 21, 2010

jewsaurus rex

An ancient jew who has become very experienced in the way of the jews,e.g stealing money

OMG what a jewsaurus rex

by FAGGOT MY ARSE January 20, 2010

Jessasaurus

Jessasaurus is when a Jessica evolves into it's more aggressive form. Characterised by eyes halfing in size, red face and long sharp nails.

The Jessasaurus is rumoured to have originated in Essex, but, is said to be preying on people as far south as Bedfordshire.

If you come into contact with the jessaurus try to mesmerise it with herbal remidies until asleep, where the transformation will reverse.

Fuck me, she's a jessasaurus today!

RUN!!!! THATS THE JESSASAURUS.

by The Co0n November 8, 2013