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The mythical Jesusaur is an ancient creature that walked with the first forms of life on earth including the dinosaurs for millions of years. At Year 0, it took on the form of Jesus Christ the human born to a virgin. Folklore states the Jesus/Jesusaur died for our sins on the cross and has some sort of relation to God.

The Jesusaur that walked the earth millions of years ago proves that some form of Jesus has always been on earth. The Jesusaur also proves science to be incorrect.

Jesusaur by sn1022 August 30, 2010

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Jesusburger

Communion wafer - based on the fact that the Catholics believe that a wafer eaten during communion turns into the body of Jesus. Incidentally, given the billions of Catholics who have eaten bits of Jesus over nearly two millenia, Jesus must have weighed several tens of millions of tons.

Fancy a Sunday roast dinner?
You bet, all I've had today is a Jesusburger and blood down at St Peter's.

Jesusburger by garry gobshite August 23, 2010

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jesusaurus

Used as an expression when someone says outdated information.

A mix of Jesus and Dinosaur, of course. Both are also used for the same means.

"Hey everybody I found a funny flash it's called 'All Your Base Are BElong To Us'"!

"OMG it's like I'm walking with the Jesusaurus!!!1"

jesusaurus by wasp2020 December 23, 2004

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jesusaures-rex

The most bad-ass dinosaur who ever lived.

Me- holy Christ did you see that jesusaures-rex tear open chuck Norris.

Christ- Shit lets get the hell out of here

jesusaures-rex by neil awsome January 12, 2009

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Jesusaurus rex

the super sayian version of Jesus

he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die or ill go Jesusaurus rex on yo ass!

Jesusaurus rex by blank babushka September 28, 2009

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jesasaurus rex

Spoke of in the bible frequently. This is a tall, hairy, man, with small arms and an apt to turn water into wine.

Fuck look at that tal hary man with small arms...

Shit that is a jesasaurus rex!!

jesasaurus rex by jesasaurus rex September 11, 2011

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JesusSaurs-Rex

Someone who is so fucking amazing they are considered part Jesus part T-Rex!

-Originated by Brendan

Chuck Norris is such a JesusSaurs-Rex

JesusSaurs-Rex by The_Real_JesusSaurs-Rex June 11, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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