Ratzinger
An insincere apology.
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ratzinger
ratzinger is also known as ratslayer, or boyfucker. other commonly used phrases are ''omnipotent boy stretcher''
''holy fat-heAD'' ''raboni'' or pope beneDICK...the 16th time we've busted fucking children
''holy fat-heAD'' ''raboni'' or pope beneDICK...the 16th time we've busted fucking children
''yes your honor, I was indeed ratzinger ed , I now shit like a loose moose's caboose''
or
holy batman mother! He just walked in and with 2 sharp rights he successfully ratzinger ed 16 boys in less than a minute. Much like a sneezing fit
or
holy batman mother! He just walked in and with 2 sharp rights he successfully ratzinger ed 16 boys in less than a minute. Much like a sneezing fit
ratzinger by humantheism October 4, 2010
Darth Ratzinger
The ultimate of all ultimate Sith lords. He was the twin brother of Palpatine aka Darth sidious. He was so powerful with unimaginable power from the dark side. He remained in hiding secretly watching over Palpatine ruling the empire. Even Palpatine would never dare to challenge his twin. After the fall of the empire, Darth Ratzinger flet to a very far away unknown planet full of humans, called the Earth. There he tricked the earthlings with his god level powers and became religious leader, under the alias, Pope Benedict XVI and rules over them. At his prime before the Empire's beginning all Jedi and Sith feared him, even Yoda himself.
Darth Ratzinger is the most OP Sith lord. He's an identical twin brother of Palpatine, but stronger that all Jedi and sith in the galaxy fears him.
Darth Ratzinger by Saitama 777 December 13, 2020
Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection
Also called 'The Buffalo Theory' is a hypothesis by Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger who believed that by imbibing certain amounts of alcohol, an individual could increase their intelligence. Specific areas of study included problem solving, memory, and imagination.
Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger, explains his theory to his colleague Dr. George Robert Wendt"
"...you see, (Dr. Wendt), it's (the Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection) like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That, Wendt, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
"...you see, (Dr. Wendt), it's (the Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection) like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That, Wendt, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection by boo boo the bear April 27, 2008
rainger
rainger by CreativeGenius246 March 30, 2017
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