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Lochward 

when someone by the name of "loch" (prounounced lock) makes a situation awkward. Making everyone feel uncomfortable, awkward, or "lochward".
"Hey Loch, wanna be my boyfriend?" "no." "oh.. well this is Lochward."
Lochward by Joseph Steine March 27, 2012
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A Lockard is someone who eats ass for a living.
Jen; That girl is such a Lockard
Beth; Ya I know
lockard by Uhhh stupid head October 29, 2018
When you laugh out loud....HARD. When you're uncontrollably laughing. Used mainly in text messages or over IM, not usually suitable to be said out loud. Just basically when you laugh out loud so much lol doesnt sum it up.
Convo over IM:

User 1: Sends friend funny image

User 2:"lolhard"
lolhard by tylertk December 8, 2009
a place in scotland, britan, was probably used in the late 1800's to re-locate convicts
consists of a large number of small towns and villiages the largest of which is fort william
"where're you from?"
"locharber"
locharber by pablo/nop December 27, 2005

locharda 

it is an insult used on someone who drives a Toyota corola
Based on an insult "loch"
person driving a "Toyota Corolla": Hey fucker drive faster!

person who doesn't drive a "Toyota Corolla": Suck my shlong locharda!
locharda by beatupMimic October 31, 2021
A great guy who has no chill and will bash your fucking skull in with a brick
Negan is such a lochary.
lochary by Gyro88 January 12, 2017
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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