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A really depressing Persian movie about a man who plays the ancient instrument the Santour. Iran bans music and he ends up getting into drugs and sedatives, he becomes addicted, loses his fame, his beloved wife, and everything dear to him. THe songs in this movie are amazing, they have a touching meaning and good beat. This movie is good, yet if you have too much going on in your life, don't watch it, it will just depress you.
Sirous: I just saw Santouri
Arash: Man, that movie's sad
Santouri by marjaneeyah December 14, 2009
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Santorimming 

A variant of tebowing.

1. (V.) - The act of making a racist statement and then claiming you said something similar but nonsensical.

2. (V.) - Like felching but worse.
1. The property values in my neighborhood have declined ever since those "blahpeople" moved in.

2. Those two faggots were Santorimming in the guest bedroom.
Santorimming by FakeFxck January 9, 2012

Sactourism 

Comes from the latin root sactouricus. Many know this word to be lost in ancient scrolls, but a well known boy who plays lots of games with ranzar including Americas Army, Neopets, Runescape, and Gunbound, has revived the name to make it a great one.
Sactourism has a fatal flaw, nobody understands the picnic.
Sactourism by Alex July 11, 2004

Santorini Schmidt

"Santorini Schmidt" verb, the act of having sex on a rooftop in Santorini, amongst the lovely scenery. However, the condom breaks, leading to a pregnancy scare. But not really caring, since your on spring break in Santorini with your boys.
While I was on spring break in Santorini, I had sex with a girl on the rooftop looking out at the lovely scenery. During my post sex cig, I almost lost my gerald when I realized the condom broke. However the more I thought about it the less I cared, I'm in Santorini with the boys. It will work itself out
That's a crazy Santorini Schmidt, man
Santorini Schmidt by To ph August 14, 2015
A family originally from Tunisia. This ruling family owns thousands of acres and is found in Paris, Djerba, and Chantilly. This family has a line of royalty and is among the most respected in all of Tunisia. A member of the family is the renowned Dean Satouri who has placed among the best in the world among many junior golf tournaments.
The Satouri's have arrived
A kind cute handsome adorable person who will respect you for who you are in any way. This person is chill and funny. If you know anyone named santori just know that they will always respect you and be grateful that there your friend because you might come to regret losing that person.
Hey santori your a wonderful person I'll never let you go!
santori by Ace Keaton July 20, 2021

santorium 

A word used to describe places that facilitate the creation of Santorum. see Santorum
The City Counsel was upset when the Santorium announced its plans to expand.
santorium by Oliver May 13, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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