santori 

A kind cute handsome adorable person who will respect you for who you are in any way. This person is chill and funny. If you know anyone named santori just know that they will always respect you and be grateful that there your friend because you might come to regret losing that person.

Hey santori your a wonderful person I'll never let you go!

santori by Ace Keaton July 20, 2021

tendo satori 

A red haired boi that Wakatoshi Ushijima loves with all of his heart.

Ushijima: wow tendo satori is the love of my life

Tsukishima: wow you really are gay

tendo satori by Insta is samandcolby.memes_ April 18, 2020

santorrent

A torrent file that shows graphic images of santorum-infused sexual encounters.

Billy, please stop downloading santorrents and come to dinner!

santorrent by Jack Mehov Koczyka December 30, 2011

sartorial excellence 

1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.

Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.

sartorial excellence by K*McD December 28, 2007

Santorum Administration 

A horrible fetish. Like getting peed on, but much, much, worse.

So just after he comes, he tells me he wants a Santorum Administration and I say "You better go lie in the tub for that, there's no way I'm getting it anywhere near my sheets."

Santorum Administration by Sput August 1, 2012

Santorum Colada 

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.

Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.

Santorum Colada by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012

Santorum 

The mixture of cum and shit that sneaks back out of your ass an hour after it gets pounded.

My husband and I were in the grocery store when the Santorum snuck down my pant leg and into my boots.

Santorum by Pound that Ass September 12, 2020