santorie
santorie by #richard merkin April 20, 2014
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santorrent
santorrent by Jack Mehov Koczyka December 30, 2011
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santorie • Santorini • Santariez • santorectum • santori • Santorimming • Santorini Schmidt • santorino • Santoristicest • Santoritis
santorectum
Gateway to colonoscopy.
1. Does toilet paper leave you bleeding? Then try a Kohler bidet -- gentle on your santorectum.
2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.
2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.
santorectum by Tony.97209 June 24, 2011
Santorimming
A variant of tebowing.
1. (V.) - The act of making a racist statement and then claiming you said something similar but nonsensical.
2. (V.) - Like felching but worse.
1. (V.) - The act of making a racist statement and then claiming you said something similar but nonsensical.
2. (V.) - Like felching but worse.
1. The property values in my neighborhood have declined ever since those "blahpeople" moved in.
2. Those two faggots were Santorimming in the guest bedroom.
2. Those two faggots were Santorimming in the guest bedroom.
Santorimming by FakeFxck January 9, 2012
Joe Santore
Likes to sit inside all day and play xbox. He hates going outside but somtimes he friends make him, but they have to go to his house and make him come out because he wont pick up his phone because he knows they want him to come outside. He loves playing xbox and just sitting inside all day watching history channel and VH1. So if you hate the outside and love staying inside all day and never getting in contact with your friends consider yourself a Joe Santore.
Joe Santore: A kid that sits inside all day and hates to go outside and never gets in contact with his friends.
Joe Santore by Natheniel Polyblank January 6, 2009
Santorini Schmidt
"Santorini Schmidt" verb, the act of having sex on a rooftop in Santorini, amongst the lovely scenery. However, the condom breaks, leading to a pregnancy scare. But not really caring, since your on spring break in Santorini with your boys.
While I was on spring break in Santorini, I had sex with a girl on the rooftop looking out at the lovely scenery. During my post sex cig, I almost lost my gerald when I realized the condom broke. However the more I thought about it the less I cared, I'm in Santorini with the boys. It will work itself out
That's a crazy Santorini Schmidt, man
That's a crazy Santorini Schmidt, man
Santorini Schmidt by To ph August 14, 2015
santori
A kind cute handsome adorable person who will respect you for who you are in any way. This person is chill and funny. If you know anyone named santori just know that they will always respect you and be grateful that there your friend because you might come to regret losing that person.
santori by Ace Keaton July 20, 2021
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