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NILM: Not in, left message

When you've been asked to contact someone and the person you're after doesn't answer their phone or is unavailable, so you leave a message on their voice mail or with another person to relay to them.
I had to call the customer to find out what the problem was but it went through to voice mail. NILM.
NILM by mikey_bear September 6, 2009
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nilminjornloid 

A 14 letter word containing 5 vowels that starts with an n and ends with a d. Otherwise not very interesting.
Nilminjornloid is not a very interesting word.
nilminjornloid by Bob Turlington March 16, 2022
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Usually a girl, a nerdy girl with bright blue eyes.
Damn she's totally a nilmini
nilmini by Profexor October 24, 2019
A very hairy person who doesnt shave cause shes a scumbag. Shes a two face lieing cunt. If encountered offer a razor or run away.
of course: Nilma Ortiz
Sometimes thought to be very loosely related to the word gremlin, but the word nilmerg actually contains a much deeper meaning. The word is used when a males cum face is much like the face of a gremlin, i.e. wrinkled up and contorted. The phrase is not meant as an insult in any way, simply a bit of banter between friends.
"Whoa, that guy is such a nilmerg".
OR
(man to man) "Nilmerg!"
Nilmerg by Grrkrem123 April 26, 2012
she’s the most beautiful girl ever, and the most loyal girlfriend to anyone, she’s always happy, and is good at kissing and having sex
Me: last night was so fun with nilma.
friend: yeah, she was Horny, it felt good
nilma by saveurselftome May 21, 2021

nilminjornloid 

Either something someone made up or jibberish, but nobody really knows.
-Hey what does "nilminjornloid" mean?
-Jerry please may I ask you to shut the fuck up?
nilminjornloid by adamolanadam March 16, 2022
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