pro evo 

a girlfriends worst enemy.

Girlfriend: It's me or Pro Evo! what's it gonna be?
Boyfriend :...Pro evo

Girlfriend: Your not playing pro evo again are you?
Boyfriend : Yup!

Girlfriend: Ever since you bought that game you never spend time with me anymore!
Boyfriend carries on playing pro evo and ignores girlfriend

pro evo by London_guitarist March 12, 2007

pro evo 

a shortened word of the Video game Pro Evolution Soccer.

Mostly used outside of the U.K

matt: u comin to play some pro evo?

Jack:yeah

pro evo by BoroBoy July 19, 2009

pro evo rage 

The feeling of your blood boiling when getting well and truly hammered by an apponent when playing pro evo. It is common for the looser to quite literally loose the plot and launch the pad.

On Wednesday Frost suffered from pro evo rage when he was taken appart by Chaarndler in an epic thriller between United and Newcastle. Frost will argue that United are a better side. Whatever helps you sleep at night big man.

pro evo rage by Chaarndler June 11, 2006

Classic Pro Evo 

From humble beginnings as a covert prestige term to describe a type of goal on aforementioned game, this phrase has taken on a life of it's own and now refers to anything painfully obvious, widespread or mainstream.

1. It's Classic Pro Evo to go out drinking every weekend.
2. Arctic Monkeys are now the Classic Pro Evo choice for those with little interest in music. This is not to say it's the band's fault, just a fact of life.

Classic Pro Evo by Taxed & Bailed September 30, 2006

Classic Pro Evo 

Coined to describe the easiest goal to score on Pro Evolution Soccer 4 but has now become the term for something which is 'more' than default.

1. Actually scoring a 'Classic Pro Evo'.
2. Brazil is the 'Classic Pro Evo' good footy team.
3. Hulk Hogan is the 'Classic Pro Evo' famous wrestler.
4. Using Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur in your Pokemon team is 'Classic Pro Evo'.
5. 'Smells like Teen Spirit' is the 'Classic Pro Evo' Nirvana song.

Classic Pro Evo by Josh McNally April 27, 2006

pro evowned

To be "Pro Evowned" is to suffer a bad defeat on Pro Evolution Soccer, to concede a stunning goal on Pro Evolution Soccer, or finally to miss scoring an easy goal on Pro Evolution Soccer.

The term combines the words "Pro Evo" (Shorthand for Pro Evolution Soccer) and "Owned".

Player 1: Haha, you just got Pro Evowned.
Player 2: :(

pro evowned by Timmy October 10, 2004

Pro Evolution Soccer 

The greatest series of football games (soccer to the damn yanks) for the Playstation 2 ever, beats FIFA's ass every time due to consistently better gameplay and the fact that FIFA is for pussies and charlatans. Most recent version is Pro Evolution Soccer 5 which should be owned by all proper men.

Get all the lads round mine for beer, smoke and Pro Evolution Soccer.

Pro Evolution Soccer by thealmightycraig June 20, 2006