Cool guy, who has cool Sharingan eyes, and proper whips ass.
See episode 82 for his debut fight
Itachi: I won't take as long as Kisame if i do this...
Kakashi: Ninpou Suiton Suijinheki!!
One of the legendary Sannins with massive knockers. She is blonde and is now currently the 5th hokage of Konoha
is now her current apprentice.
She ahs inhumane strength and once knocked Jiraiya
100 metres back.
Tsunade: If you master the Rasengan
in one week...
a girlfriends worst enemy.
Girlfriend: It's me or Pro Evo! what's it gonna be?
Boyfriend :...Pro evo
Girlfriend: Your not playing pro evo again are you?
Boyfriend : Yup!
Girlfriend: Ever since you bought that game you never spend time with me anymore!
Boyfriend carries on playing pro evo and ignores girlfriend
When you're in a restaurant and you're asked the taste the wine, not knowing really what you are tasting for, so you sniff the wine before you drink it, drink and nod in acceptance... whilst you find the whole formality unnecessary and pretentious
Waitor comes over and shows the bottle label to diner.
Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?
Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"
Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense
Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff
The standard universal answer you give or are given when the following questions are asked:
How long you gonna be mate?
When is the food ready?
How far away are you?
How Long will this take?
Usually, 10 minutes is a gross underestimate and can actuallly mean anywhere from 30 minutes to 4 hours
on the phone...:
Person 1: How far away are you?
Person 2: O, only about 10 minutes?
Person 1: Cool I'll see you there
Person 2 only just woke up
Angry diner: When is the food ready?! it's been 30 minutes already!!
Waitor: Yeh, in about 10 minutes?
Waitor tells the kitchen to start cooking
When you're eating food such as biscuits and grapes and you leave the last one in the packet as you know if you eat the last one you're gonna have to put the rubbish in the bin which is the otherside of the room.
However a battle can ensue if other members are playing the tactical eating game where noone eats the last item of food in the packet
2 Loungers are watching a movie in a living room and there is one biscuit left in the pack.
Lounger 1: Hey dude, why don't you have the last biscuit, I left it for you
Lounger 2: Nah that's cool dude, i'm totally stuffed, why don't you have it? I know you love them
Lounger 1: Godammit... he got me there
Hence Lounger 1 loses the tactical eating game
When you're checking out a hot girl and she was totally expecting it, so you quickly look away, but at this point its too late.. cos its blindingly obvious you were caught in the perve.
It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.
dude: mate, check out the girl over there!
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
mate: I just got caught in the perve
innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap