One of the legendary Sannins with massive knockers. She is blonde and is now currently the 5th hokage of Konoha, Sakura is now her current apprentice.
She ahs inhumane strength and once knocked Jiraiya 100 metres back.
She ahs inhumane strength and once knocked Jiraiya 100 metres back.
by London_guitarist September 21, 2005

Dude i turn on kerrang...i hear hysteria...i turn on xfm..i hear hysteria...evena radio 1 plays hysteria..i like the song but its overplayed
by London_guitarist December 20, 2004

by London_guitarist September 12, 2005

Girlfriend: It's me or Pro Evo! what's it gonna be?
Boyfriend :...Pro evo
Girlfriend: Your not playing pro evo again are you?
Boyfriend : Yup!
Girlfriend: Ever since you bought that game you never spend time with me anymore!
Boyfriend carries on playing pro evo and ignores girlfriend
Boyfriend :...Pro evo
Girlfriend: Your not playing pro evo again are you?
Boyfriend : Yup!
Girlfriend: Ever since you bought that game you never spend time with me anymore!
Boyfriend carries on playing pro evo and ignores girlfriend
by London_guitarist March 12, 2007

by London_guitarist September 21, 2005

When you're checking out a hot girl and she was totally expecting it, so you quickly look away, but at this point its too late.. cos its blindingly obvious you were caught in the perve.
It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.
It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.
dude: mate, check out the girl over there!
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve
innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve
innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap
by London_guitarist August 07, 2010

When you're in a restaurant and you're asked the taste the wine, not knowing really what you are tasting for, so you sniff the wine before you drink it, drink and nod in acceptance... whilst you find the whole formality unnecessary and pretentious
Waitor comes over and shows the bottle label to diner.
Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?
Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"
Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense
Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff
Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?
Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"
Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense
Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff
by London_guitarist August 07, 2010
