pro evo

a girlfriends worst enemy.

Girlfriend: It's me or Pro Evo! what's it gonna be?
Boyfriend :...Pro evo

Girlfriend: Your not playing pro evo again are you?
Boyfriend : Yup!

Girlfriend: Ever since you bought that game you never spend time with me anymore!
Boyfriend carries on playing pro evo and ignores girlfriend

by London_guitarist March 10, 2007

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Goukakya no jutsu

see katon Goukakya no jutsu

KATON Goukakya no jutsu

by London_guitarist September 03, 2005

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wine connoisseur bluff

When you're in a restaurant and you're asked the taste the wine, not knowing really what you are tasting for, so you sniff the wine before you drink it, drink and nod in acceptance... whilst you find the whole formality unnecessary and pretentious

Waitor comes over and shows the bottle label to diner.

Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?

Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"

Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense

Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff

by London_guitarist August 07, 2010

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schemata

Usually Pronounced in a Jamaican Accent
meaning "Innit!"

Gangsta1:dude...i fucked the guy up proper, im gonna rape his mum next!!

Gangsta2:Schemata!!!!

by London_guitarist December 12, 2004

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Tsunade

One of the legendary Sannins with massive knockers. She is blonde and is now currently the 5th hokage of Konoha, Sakura is now her current apprentice.
She ahs inhumane strength and once knocked Jiraiya 100 metres back.

Tsunade: If you master the Rasengan in one week...

by London_guitarist September 03, 2005

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