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Ass Mongel 

A combination of two words that mean two different things when used on there own but mean nothing when put together. To be honest with you I dont even think Mongel is a word.
Hey Ass Mongel, How you doen?
-Dear Ass Mongel
--Ass Mongel!!
Ass Mongel by The Activity Mate June 28, 2009
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ass mongler 

one who mongles the ass, or basically owns it; aka raging homo.
daniel is the biggest ass mongler in the world
ass mongler by daniel attaway January 8, 2003

Ass monger 

(actually it's my trademark phrase)
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet
Hey ass monger, go live in a fucking hole
Ass monger by G-maximus October 3, 2003

Ass Mongol 

Used to describe a barbarian who raids the asses of others, men, women or children.
The horde of Ass Mongols came in and brutally raped the buttox of each person.
Ass Mongol by Batman's Cousin July 20, 2008

Donkey raving ass monger 

One who loves donkey ass and can not restrain from it. Also, one who fucks too much donkey ass and has lowered oneself to the animal level.
Dylan Saches is a donkey raving ass monger.

Whore Raping Ass Monger 

Someone who enjoys raping whores and takes advantage of their ass.
Billy used to be a Whore raping ass monger back before rehab
Whore Raping Ass Monger by Dethfate January 16, 2009

Ass monger 

Some who sells or trades ass.
The ass monger has a 20% sale.
Ass monger by GeeWhiz February 27, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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