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Wending

1. Exhibiting qualities which would be less than desirable for an earthworm.
2. The innability to think or make reasoned judgments based on intelligence.
3. The essence of unattractiveness, ex: <i>There is no way in hell I would ever even consider a world in which there was the smallest possibility that anyone remotely connected to me would even dream of going out with him, he's such a Wending!</i>
4. Stupid, ugly, and fat.
5. Dull and uninteresting.
6. The only known cure for insomnia.
The Wending was shot on sight for the mass murder of countless women. They died after sighting his ugly visage.
by lifeislikeagrapefruit January 14, 2009
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Weeding

A kink in which a submissive weed stands in a hole up to their neck covered in dirt and a dominate farmer pulls the dirty weed out of the ground by their hair and throws them in the weed pile where dirty weeds belong because they've been so naughty in the farmer's garden.
I really need a weeding session soon - I've been such a naughty dirty weed lately and I need a good farmer to do what dirty weeds deserve.
by Ferdinand The Fungus September 12, 2021
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Wendigoon

A king among men who makes videos on conspiracies and extra terrestial subjects. Commonly known for his fascination with giants & agartha. Seen as a father figure by his fans because hes warm, kind and wears cool shirts.
Wendigoon is extremely hot
by jinahh August 14, 2021
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Wedding Hangover

Term used by modern photographers to describe the exhausted and achy feeling felt the day after shooting a long wedding.

Symptoms include but are not limited to aching feet, fatigue, sore back, neck, and shoulder muscles from carrying heavy gear, and heachaches from dehydration and stress.
"I'm definitely feeling the wedding hangover today!"
by Studio222 Photography December 15, 2008
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Elvish Wedding

A euphemism for sex. So named because in Lord of the Rings, after elves get married they have sex.
I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals.
by Amalja May 26, 2011
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Wendigo

I highly disrecommend wendigo's..
by jamesbor_ March 28, 2019
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Monkey's Wedding

When it's raining and sunny out at the same time, it's known as a Monkey's Wedding. Unrelated to Monkey's Uncle.
A monkey's wedding is amazing. I want to go.
by Yates Fan 4 Life August 20, 2011
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