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1. Exhibiting qualities which would be less than desirable for an earthworm.
2. The innability to think or make reasoned judgments based on intelligence.
3. The essence of unattractiveness, ex: <i>There is no way in hell I would ever even consider a world in which there was the smallest possibility that anyone remotely connected to me would even dream of going out with him, he's such a Wending!</i>
4. Stupid, ugly, and fat.
5. Dull and uninteresting.
6. The only known cure for insomnia.
The Wending was shot on sight for the mass murder of countless women. They died after sighting his ugly visage.
by lifeislikeagrapefruit January 14, 2009
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Feb 23 Word of the Day
The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.
"In college I did a lot of bowl searching."

"Sam went to the bathroom like 20 minutes ago. Jeez, what's taking so long?"

"He's probably bowl searching."
by A bowl searcher June 06, 2011
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