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ghost crap 

when you feel like you're going to take a crap but nothing or almost nothing comes out.
Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.
ghost crap by kilometeros July 7, 2008
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ghost crap 

When you are too edgy to say ghost shit, so you say the polished version of it.

So like, when you are at school, and the teacher doesn't want you to cuss, you say ghost crap. But I have no clue why people would you say "ghost crap" at school.
Cayle: Wow, what a nice dump I took there.
Cayle: Wait, why is my @$$ clean?
Cayle: *LOOKS AT TOILET*
Cayle: TF? Why is there nothing?!
Cayle: Must be ghost sh-- I mean, ghost crap.
ghost crap by broception_15 May 12, 2019

Ghost crapper

The dude who, invariably comes into the stall next to you, breathing heavily, moaning and groaning, and proceeds to unload everthing he has eaten in the past week and a half. You never see him(because you are running out of the bathroom in fear), but you know he is there.
Why was Darrell running out of the bathroom so fast?
Must have been the Ghost crapper!
(sticks head inside bathroom) Yep. It was the Ghost crapper.
Ghost crapper by lonestarjr June 12, 2013

Ghostcrawler 

WTF Ghostcrawler NERFED PALADINS AGAIN
Ghostcrawler by Eli Porters March 14, 2009

Ghostcap 

(v.) Ghost Capturing, or ghostcapping, is the act of capturing or denying an objective which isn't currently occupied or patrolled by the enemy team, allowing a swift, strategic, and conflict-free advantage. Common tactic used in team-based shooters such as Battlefield and Planetside, seen as the larger-scale brethren to the (in)famous Ninja Defuse.
Planetside 2:

NC Player 1: Dude, let's squad up and ghostcap the smaller Vanu facilities, those MAX spamming bastards won't see it coming!

NC Player 2: We're gonna have to do it later tonight, we'll rob them blind while they sleep like infants!

Battlefield:

MEC Player: C4 the bridge! they're bring in APCs!

US Player: Dammit, they blew up the bridge! Squad, let's cross by river and ghostcap the empty bases!
Ghostcap by xIDJKingIx September 6, 2013

Ghostcrawler 

A person who ignore's blatant inbalance's or concern's about a issue becuse of the diffeculty or cost to fix said issue, and then defends this with poor statstics or bad napkin math.
Ghostcrawler - "The reason I bring up good guilds a lot really is this: these guilds are often phenomenally better than the average guild. They aren't 5% better. They are hundreds of percentage points better. Therefore, obsessing over a 5% buff for your class won't affect your success rate nearly as much as improving your game. I'm not terribly sympathetic to arguments that you can't improve your group's performance at all, and if that's really the case (which I find unlikely)"
Ghostcrawler by Lord of hate December 17, 2009

Ghostcrawler 

Liar, shithead, moron, etc.
That guy is a huge ghostcrawler.
Ghostcrawler by Jf913 March 21, 2009
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