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One eye willy 

The act of having one eye closed and cheesin like a bitch, whilst under the influence of that sticky icky. The word orginated in BTOWN by two ripped up potheads
Doing that one eye willy!
You were definitely doing the one eye willy last nite
One eye willy by TCapp November 14, 2010

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch 

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)
Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy

A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.
Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!

One-eye-willy 

A one eye willy is when you find a one eyed female companion and, ask her to take out her glass eye. Then bust in the vacant eye socket. Then the cum comes out making it look like she is crying.
One-eye-willy by Lil Nut God October 4, 2017

Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye 

The asshole itself when it puffs out after taking an extremely large dump.
I had a real Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye after I dropped that load off in the toilet.
Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye by Cologino September 11, 2009

willy pete and brown eye 

when a male goes in the nude; the showing of the male genetalia and anus; skinny dipping
Jimmy Hat and Peter Dong went all willy pete and brown eye on Sloppy Joseph.