The act of having one eye closed and cheesin like a bitch, whilst under the influence of that sticky icky. The word orginated in BTOWN by two ripped up potheads
by TCapp November 11, 2010
A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.
Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!
by Giggister March 1, 2019
a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)
Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!
by weave March 25, 2003
A one eye willy is when you find a one eyed female companion and, ask her to take out her glass eye. Then bust in the vacant eye socket. Then the cum comes out making it look like she is crying.
by Lil Nut God October 4, 2017